From Design Toscano, makers of The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Statue and Bigfoot, The Garden Yeti, comes this stunner -- Hercules and Diomedes in a grapple of uncomfortable intimacy. I invite you to scrutinize the statue at their website; I couldn't bum the code for the -- ahem! -- enlarged view. But, as far as I can tell, my original suspicions were correct, and I can't think of anything else to hang onto down there.
If you find that you long for this sculpture, but cannot stomach the view, there is a draped version available as well.