You know that intimate impersonality of the blog and social media worlds? How you can know someone's politics, their religious views, what they ate for dinner last Thursday, but still not have a clue about some of the deeper aspects of their character, behavior, and values? Well, in an unprecedented move, I am making a bold proclamation to bridge the gap on Trivialities between the known and the unknown. I am pulling back the curtain a little today, to expose for public approval or censure a crucial component to my philosophical standings. Yes, I am a cyber-pioneer of sorts. Thanks for noticing.
So, here it is. I'm just putting it out there. Judge me as you will.
Indeed, we are the sort of family who puts our rabbits on leashes and takes them for walkies (hoppies?).
Whew. I know I feel relieved to get that out there.
8-year-old Sadie kept hounding me for a Praying Mantis habitat and eggs. How could I refuse? While I was on Insect Lore, looking to order her request, I saw a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach habitat as well. "How would you also like a couple of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches?" I asked her when she crawled out of bed this morning looking like hell warmed over (like mother, like daughter, eh?). Quoth the Sadie: "I would LOVE it!!!!"
You know how every so often a conversation with a friend will turn all dreamy and abstract and wander into the realm of "supposes"? Suppose you knew you had only 24 hours left to live; what would you do? Suppose you were dictator of the world; what would you command? Suppose you had a hundred million dollars; how would you spend it? And my favorite: suppose you had the talent and training to do exceptionally well one thing; what would you do?
Usually, to this latter, I answer, "Oh, I would love to be a singer/songwriter, just like one of my heroes, Carolyn Arends." Other times, in a more literary frame of mind, I'll say, "I sure would like to write novels as well as Jane Austen or Flicka Spumoni." Occasionally, my more spiritual side will peek through and I'll muse, "I would love to worship the Lord as wholly and beautifully as Pam Summers."
But today . . . today I would answer, "I would be a Fosse dancer."