Monday, July 17, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different ...

What songs do you think will play on the soundtrack of Hell?

Here are some of my top contenders:
"Sowing the Seeds of Love" by Tears for Fears
"The Way It Is" by Bruce Hornsby
"The Captain of Her Heart" by Double*

And, if songs purportedly about God can be played in Hell, these ones too:
"Soul Tattoo" by Plus One
"Now and Forever" by True Vibe
Anything by Jump5

*The only problem with playing "The Captain of Her Heart" in Hell is how much amusement this song has provided me and Jason in our endless, creative mocking of the lyrics; which, of course, would bring pleasure to the Realm of Darkness, thus, perhaps, disqualifying it from the endless, looping soundtrack. If you were not fortunate enough to be with a kindred spirit in Hell to make you laugh, though, this wretched song would be appropriate.

3 comments:

Andrea said...

(Just wanted to let you know that I've emailed you from another address, just in case it didn't get through a junk filter or whatever. Write back soon!)

Arielle said...

Catchy but stupid pop songs should definitely end up on the soundtrack. I'd find it pretty hellish to be able to listen to nothing but Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilara and Brittany Spears!

CrazyJo said...

No, hell is listening to Donny & Marie Osmond and their awful song proclaiming their love of country and rock and roll. I know from experience, since my husband will play it over and over for hours at a time.