Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The Art of Humorous Hyperbole

I'll admit: I am a big fan of the "Chuck Norris Facts" that have made their rounds 'round the world wide web. Now, Über-All-American-Girl, Sarah Palin, has her own little known facts site. Visit and have a chuckle.

Some of my favorites:
  • N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.
  • Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
  • When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
  • Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
  • Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him. (N.B. This explains his "injury" that put him out of play this season.)
  • Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.
  • Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
  • Sarah Palin knows the location of D.B. Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
  • Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
  • What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? Sarah Palin.

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